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RT @billykid: Movie news, views and reviews, semantically filtered, lovingly delivered to your iPad or iPhone http://bit.ly/dBsKIy

These threadless ♥’s comics tees are pretty cool http://bit.ly/aNWqOC

Gasp! @cohtire & @alexvollmer both used the friend finder! http://drp.ly/1pvz3H

Hey look! New checks & atm cards. For the accounts we had to close two days after opening them!

islindsaystillinjail.com appears to be available.

You know when I’m down to my socks it’s time for business that’s why they’re called business socks.

40-ton whale destroys yacht http://bit.ly/bAomW5

I’m glad they invented youtube so that someone would take the time to make this: tarp surfing http://bit.ly/b0rWi8

RT @LeBronJamesEgo: MY REVIEW OF INCEPTION: MY OUTFIT WAS NICE CAUSE MY SHOES REALLY COMPLIMENTED MY SHIRT AND I GOT SOME RAISINETTES CA …

Someone put a baby in a watermelon, then it started eating it. http://bit.ly/aDrHnu

Just realized that DM’s don’t have permalinks.

RT @SarahPalinUSA: “Refudiate,” “misunderestimate,” “wee-wee’d up.” English is a living language. Shakespeare liked to coin new words to …

Loading up on double mocha porter. (and lunch) (@ Rogue Ales Public House) http://4sq.com/aW2eit

I’m at Smith (332 15th Ave E, Seattle) w/ 2 others. http://4sq.com/3zHRHy