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“The decision to wrap the bottle in a dead animal was taken to indicate how special the beer was,” http://bit.ly/dublqN

Today’s best thing ever: Turf dancing in the rain http://bit.ly/bmP23F

RT @kanyewest: . http://tweetphoto.com/35487023

RT @kanyewest: Hold on… let me see if I can get a pic of this small ass jet!!!

RT @kanyewest: Is the Versace sofa to hood? Might need to cover it in plastic!!! http://twitpic.com/29mm56

Hold on for a sec. Kanye just joined twitter and I got to retweet a bunch of stuff.

I didn’t actually read this, but I’m sure it’s funny considering the source http://onion.com/ddyQJn

I’m at Safeco Field (1250 1st Ave S, at Edgar Martinez Dr, Seattle) w/ 11 others. http://4sq.com/b8lcCk

Softball homerun contest before the M’s game. Some guy just put one in the the third deck in right field. Now trying to clear the field.

How embarrassing. http://flic.kr/p/8mCK9N

Important question: Does Double Rainbow rival QVC horse?

Dance party in the shell station parking lot.

I’m at Elysian Fields (542 1st Avenue S., S. of 1st and King, Seattle) w/ 8 others. http://4sq.com/5YNbZT

Which free case (that I probably won’t actually use) should I choose?

Throw the rock Mitch.